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TSA Santa and the Night Before Christmas
(NaturalNews) The holiday season is the best time of the year for TSA agents to steal electronics out of your luggage. And it's not uncommon: TSA employees have been caught over and over again, stealing electronics and selling them on eBay.

One TSA employee admitted to stealing $800,000 worth of merchandise out of travelers' luggage. He described the TSA as "a culture of criminality."

Another TSA agent who stole $40,000 worth of items out of passenger luggage was sentenced to only five months in jail. The TSA will probably make him the department head when he gets out of prison, as the TSA actively seeks to hire and promote the most wicked criminal minds possible, including pedophiles.

ABC News even caught one TSA goon stealing a laptop that was rigged with a tracker device. When journalists went to the agent's house to ask why their laptop was now located there, the TSA thief originally denied it, and then later blamed his wife. (It just gets more pathetic by the day.)

So to celebrate TSA thieves, crooks, pedophiles, sexual molesters and perverts, all of whom drool over the possibility of feeling your genitals and then swiping valuables out of your luggage, I've penned this little holiday poem called "TSA Santa." Enjoy and share!

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TSA Santa and the Night Before Christmas When along came a thud
And a sick-sounding "ooof!"
Like some huge man-shaped blob
Just got dropped on the roof

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TSA Santa and the Night Before Christmas He scrambled and cursed
As he fumbled his way
To the chimney, I know
'Cuz I heard a voice say

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TSA Santa and the Night Before Christmas "This better be good
One more house and I'm done!"
Then he scaled down the chimney
with a pepper spray gun

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TSA Santa and the Night Before Christmas I fled as the monster
Squeezed out of the chute
It was TSA Santa
Come to steal all our loot

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TSA Santa and the Night Before Christmas With a sack in one hand
(Like he does with young boys)
He stole all our iPads
and cameras and toys

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TSA Santa and the Night Before Christmas He stripped us of everything
and slithered away
to prep all the items
for sale on eBay

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TSA Santa and the Night Before Christmas TSA Santa
Loves holiday cheer
He can steal much more stuff
At this time of the year

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TSA Santa and the Night Before Christmas He crushes your testicles
And little boys' dreams
Making good on Big Government's
Tyranny schemes

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TSA Santa and the Night Before Christmas If TSA Santa
tries to steal all your loot
Aim your twelve gauge with care
and don't blink when you shoot

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For the world would be better
without tyranny and fear
We could all enjoy Christmas
and a Happy New YearTSA Santa and the Night Before Christmas

About the author: Mike Adams is an award-winning journalist and holistic nutritionist with a passion for sharing empowering information to help improve personal and planetary health He has authored more than 1,800 articles and dozens of reports, guides and interviews on natural health topics, and he has published numerous courses on preparedness and survival, including financial preparedness, emergency food supplies, urban survival and tactical self-defense. Adams is a trusted, independent journalist who receives no money or promotional fees whatsoever to write about other companies' products. In 2010, Adams created TV.NaturalNews.com, a natural living video sharing site featuring thousands of user videos on foods, fitness, green living and more. He also launched an online retailer of environmentally-friendly products (BetterLifeGoods.com) and uses a portion of its profits to help fund non-profit endeavors. He's also the founder of a well known HTML email software company whose 'Email Marketing Director' software currently runs the NaturalNews subscription database. Adams volunteers his time to serve as the executive director of the Consumer Wellness Center, a 501(c)3 non-profit organization, and regularly pursues cycling, nature photography, Capoeira and Pilates. Known by his callsign, the 'Health Ranger,' Adams posts his missions statements, health statistics and health photos at www.HealthRanger.org

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